Newsletter #017
Deals Deals Deals (well only two) just what you've been waiting for
Summer is in full swing and your skin needs protection from that bad bad sun. Because we care about you so much we are offering a discount on the great Palma y Piedra collaborative Sun Block. I’ve been using it on my face and neck all summer and still burn free. Plus so nourishing. Anyway with this special E-Mail only deal you can get your own 2oz jar for only $35 shipped to your door. (marked down from $51) You might think this is still expensive but it really does last so long and we put a lot of expensive ass nice things in the mix. To cash in on this deal just respond to this E-Mail and I’ll send you the Venmo, PayPal, or Zelle. Plus who can argue with this genius marketing.
And for deal number 2 we have the Fantasy Sport Pack logo shirt leftovers for $25 including shipping.
This deal also includes the long sleeve version. And same deal as before just respond to this email saying what you want and I’ll let you know how to pay.
The leftover shirt sizes:
T-Shirt - xs(2) m(6)
Long Sleeve - xs(1) s(2) m(6)
And how about a package deal of the Sun Block and a Shirt shipped for $50 (jaw drops)
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Consumption this week
Lots of news articles about sharks off the coast of New York and Long Island. There’s been a few bites and this… I call bullshit on the person in that article talking about how this is a good thing because there are more fish. Bitch, yeah right if there were more fish they would be chilling out where they normally are eating big and not biting people in 4 foot deep water.
A bunch of listens to the new Phantasia Record
About 30 Citi Bike rides in the 90 plus degree heat
One Coconut Peanut Butter Perfect Bar. The only bar I like and I’m trying to cut down from the one a day so only one (maybe two) in a whole week is pretty good.
New Turnover video too
One stock of fresh celery at the Treetop Journeys overnight glamping journey. We consumed a lot of other stuff too like, a few bottles of wine, a 5 course farm to table dinner, some little snacks through out the farm tour, the bottles of water laid out next to our amazingly comfortable Nemo Roamer Mattress. But the fresh celery hit particularly hard. This was my first time glamping and one of the very few times camping with random people but Jacob the owner of Treetop curated a really fun casual weekend. Highly recommended especially if you are interested in camping and farms but not as interested in having a bunch of gear and making plans. Jacob will keep you alive, comfortable, entertained, and well fed while in nature. And for the first time in the new consumption section of the newsletter photos:
the inside of our tent themed “sport”
farm tour
dinner and candle making
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